2008 Lovers Refuse to Usher in New Year

Kan Deekane, Senior Executive Columnist

A group of Year 2008 enthusiasts in Tacoma, Washington have announced their intentions to remain in the Year 2008 indefinitely. They have formed a new group entitled Yuppies Eagerly Awaiting Re-enactment of 2008 (Y.E.A.R. 2008) which has begun to buy up unsold 2008 Calendars from nearby...